quoting the social network on your deathbed
#’sorry my prada’s at the cleaner’s’ *cough* along with my hoodie and *cough* *voice breaking* and my fuck you flip flops #*takes last breath* ‘you pretentious douchebag’ *dies*
Jedi Time Lords
old blog is
chuck-basss.tumblr.comquoting the social network on your deathbed
#’sorry my prada’s at the cleaner’s’ *cough* along with my hoodie and *cough* *voice breaking* and my fuck you flip flops #*takes last breath* ‘you pretentious douchebag’ *dies*
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
#at first glance i thought this was a futuristic forrest gump #my mother never told me that life was like a box of chocolates because that is illogical
Stefon’s Wedding |x| SNL 18/5/2013
German Smurfs, Gizblow the coked up Gremlin, Human Fire Extinguishers, Ben Affleck and is that Ryan Seacrest? No it’s a drowned albino who looks like Axl Rose.
I’m going to miss Bill Hader.
there’s no way people were actually asking for a sequel to Grown Ups
you mad?
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
